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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

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Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do so-called Religious/Christian people really think homosexuality is even a sin? That would be nonsense. In fact, LGBT people need love instead of contempt/hatred. The word Homosexual didn't appear until the 1850s.

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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